"That's not what I expected," the knight said.
"What?" said the princess. "It's a dragon hoard."
The knight tried to count the dragons cuddling in a pile.
"I started with one, then found a couple of strays." The princess shrugged. "I guess I just started collecting them."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
Twitter is the latest social media platform to find itself the subject of a viral copyright hoax. The terms aren’t changing and the terms that do exist are what allow you to post things. https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2019/08/there-are-no-magic-words-you-can-post-change-instagrams-terms-service
Hey new mastodon users. A lot of us won't follow you back unless you have posted before and have an avatar. Otherwise you look like a bot.
So, if you're getting started try dropping an #introduction post in there first before you start clicking that "follow" button a bunch.
Proclamation: all future Mocking Spongebob memes must have the mocking part in Hellvetica.
To all the Xi Jinping enthusiasts, why has China(alleged Communist Utopia) approved almost 50 of Ivanka Trump’s patents for her own failing businesses? Why is an alleged Communist government doing tax payer funded favors for American Imperialist Billionaires? In what AU are millions of tax dollars going to foreign colonialists instead of the social safety net the epitome of Marxist ideals?
A towering three-cheeked hairy ass, with noxious toots.
(From Keupo@Twitch's stream)
ATTN: Got to love child predators :)
For those that don't know, Furry Valley targets young, impressionable individuals before eventually blackmailing them into things that they ultimately are not comfortable with. Avoid Simba and this clown below at all costs!
Sorry, I should've given this persons name in the original post, which is AlbeonSergal. I want to be very clear about the fact that this individual is a child predator along with all the other administrators of Furry Valley, hence this is why I'm releasing the names.
In case you missed it: the Twine game "You Are Jeff Bezos". You wake up one day as Jeff, and try to give away all of his money.
e621, transphobia, direct action
Tired of e621's transphobic "tag what you see" bullshit. For July, I'm going to donate $5 to https://transgenderlawcenter.org for every artist that gets added to the DNP list.
There are currently 767 entries on the DNP list. (this includes conditional DNP and publisher lists): https://e621.net/wiki/show/avoid_posting
Even if you're an artist who has never visited the site, your art may be uploaded there.
You can request a DNP as an artist, or individual art piece takedown as a commissioner here: https://e621.net/takedown/new
Synth kobolds are my new obsession 😁💖🦎
Did a really fun and cute commission for @email@example.com of a synth kobold character~
I'm quite sure that my physics 1 class is taught horribly, because I can't understand the lectures at all, and the homework and labs are each given at a different pace than the lectures. Can anyone recommend something that's good enough to replace the lectures in full?
I really need to do well in this class because of my major.
Alt account of @Tathar for whenever that instance experiences downtime.
Welcome to The Drake Network, a public, perpetually free-for-all, community run Mastodon server operated by furries, for furries. Oh, not to forget Dragonkin either!
We're a safe-haven for LGBTQI+, furries, otherkin, therians, and media that's 18+ adult'ish in nature. We have such features as:
* Making use of the glitch-soc code-base
* Media proxy via S3 Bucket
* Full compatibility with IPv6 addressing/networking
* Tor proxy (coming soon!)
* Text limit of 4096 characters
* Threaded mode
* App settings model
* Collapsible RAWRs (i.e. Toots)